Now listent to me...

[whotheheckami]

I do not have a cold
I do not have a cold
I do not have a cold
*cough*
I do not have a cold
I do not have a cold
*sneeze*
I do not have a cold
*check nipples* Yes
I do not have a cold
I do not have a cold

Off to work anyway
*cough*

Comments

[moosipher.livejournal.com]

Dude.
Colds suck. Sorry you're feeling t3h poop.

[mazzarc.livejournal.com]

You might not, but I do! Come share....

[specialunclet.livejournal.com]

glad you still have nipples

but the cold serves you right for kissing girls with germs

Ho hum.

[dotty.livejournal.com]

Chris is recovering from flu and I had tonsillitis all of last week.
We went shopping when I was ill on Saturday, and I bought myself a Dyson. Chris, mopping that he didn't have any supertoy to brag about, ended up buying a giant flat telly super-thingie on Sunday.
Retail therapy anyone?

The only Fellow desperate of my return to work was the Head, as I was preparing his Powerpoint presentation. You reckon someone at that level would know, surely.

[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

Well you can't possibly have one, with all that water and fruit you consume.
Germs be gone!