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whotheheckami) wrote2004-01-19 10:51 am
whotheheckami) wrote2004-01-19 10:51 am
Poly Jokes
I found these on the delightful cortejo’s LJ…
A doctor, a lawyer, and a computer programmer (all of them male) were debating whether it was better to have a wife or a girlfriend.
"It's better to have a wife, of course," said the doctor. "Married men live longer. And can you picture anyone who didn't make a lifetime commitment to you taking care of you when you get old or get sick?"
"You're nuts," sneers the lawyer. "Have you seen what it costs to be married? I do. I handle divorce cases. I see the trainwrecks that marriage turn into--and usually both partners leave the relationship brokenhearted, and broke. Marriage isn't worth it."
Then the computer programmer speaks up. "Ideally, you should have both a wife and a girlfriend. And they should know about each other." "What?" says the doctor. "Yeah right!" says the lawyer. "No, really," says the computer programmer. "That way, you can tell your wife you're with your girlfriend, and you can tell your girlfriend you're with your wife, and you can go into the office and get some code written."
Q. How many polys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. As many as you want as long as everyone is in agreement : )
Q. How many polys does it take to screw in a bathtub?
A. At least two : 0
Q. How many polys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Never mind that! How the hell did they get in there!!!!
A: None, we don't screw in a light bulb, we screw in a hot tub.
cortejo’s LJ…A doctor, a lawyer, and a computer programmer (all of them male) were debating whether it was better to have a wife or a girlfriend.
"It's better to have a wife, of course," said the doctor. "Married men live longer. And can you picture anyone who didn't make a lifetime commitment to you taking care of you when you get old or get sick?"
"You're nuts," sneers the lawyer. "Have you seen what it costs to be married? I do. I handle divorce cases. I see the trainwrecks that marriage turn into--and usually both partners leave the relationship brokenhearted, and broke. Marriage isn't worth it."
Then the computer programmer speaks up. "Ideally, you should have both a wife and a girlfriend. And they should know about each other." "What?" says the doctor. "Yeah right!" says the lawyer. "No, really," says the computer programmer. "That way, you can tell your wife you're with your girlfriend, and you can tell your girlfriend you're with your wife, and you can go into the office and get some code written."
Q. How many polys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. As many as you want as long as everyone is in agreement : )
Q. How many polys does it take to screw in a bathtub?
A. At least two : 0
Q. How many polys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Never mind that! How the hell did they get in there!!!!
A: None, we don't screw in a light bulb, we screw in a hot tub.