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It's Eurovision Weekend and I was going to spend lots of time thinking up a witty post with lots of references to Eurovision Song Contest entries. However, I'm far too busy being a house-husband and all-round total flirt to bother.

This week seems to have dragged by after all the fun of last week and weekend. However, things are taking a turn for the better and I'm looking forward to heading down to Stroud (they're very odd there!) to attend My Mate Matt (WINOLJ - still!)'s Eurovision Party. This year we have been told that we will be representing Russia and so Kate is doing her best to turn one of my favorite shirts into a Cossack outfit for herself. However, she forget to borrow Robin's authentic boots and now has a choice of purple New Rocks or wellies to complete her look. Meanwhile, I'll be drinking vodka ("Vodka Good!") I'll also be taking some beef stroganoff, vodka, a hairy moustache and a credit card cloning machine. Can anyone suggest what else I should take, wear, say or do to go for that authentic 21st Century Russian thing?

I amy even start drinking vodka this afternoon!