Amendment List to Life

[whotheheckami]

Please find enclosed a number of updated pages for insertion into your Life. The pages listed below should be removed and replaced with the new pages:

Contents
Replace page 1 with new
Relationships
Sections 1,2,3,4,5 and 7 are unchanged and should be kept
Section 4 - Commitment. Replace pages 1-3 with 4 new pages
Section 6 – Saying No. Replace pages 1-3 with 3 new pages
Work
Sections 9 and 11 remain unchanged
Section 8 – Giving up. Replace pages 1-7 with 7 new pages
Section 10 – Downsizing. Replace page 4 with 1 new page
Health
Section 15 – The Hereafter remains unchanged
Section 12 – Early Years. Replace page 2 with 4 new pages
Section 13 – The Prime of Your Life. Replace pages 12-19 with 11 new pages
Section 14 – In Decline. Replace pages 1-77 with 82 new pages

Once you have completed your amendments, please complete this acknowledgement from, which should be returned to your deity for entry onto you personal records:

Diety:
Name:
Life Number
Date:





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Comments

[sneerpout.livejournal.com]

[This commentator is completely confused]



[This Grumpy Cow-Bag sends hugs anyway]

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

>>[This commentator is completely confused]
That makes at least two of us then

Thanks for the hugs m'darlin!

[green-amber.livejournal.com]

You haven't updated enough looseleaf volumes :-)

Was that your own , Mel, or memed from somewhere? I like :-)

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

It was loosly based on memories of amendment list to Queen's Regulations for the Royal AIr Force and other worthy tomes such as the Manaul of Air Force Law (MAFL to it's friends).

I meant to provide handwritten updates to the Aneexs, Appendices amd Annexures as well ;@)

[red-cloud.livejournal.com]

Oh God, yes I recognise this all to easily. Spent 1993 doing nothing but technical amendments to ground radar equipment manuals. The mental scars will never quite heal.

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

That's why I couldn't resist the...
"This Page Intentionally Blank"

[major-clanger.livejournal.com]

Dare I ask what sort? If like me you're a survivor of the T93 I quite understand the bit about mental scars...

MC

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

>>a survivor of the T93

What were you doing - standing in front of the buggers?

Weren't the T93 the "mobile-ish" radars - I'm sure I had one at Neats-foot-is-head?

[major-clanger.livejournal.com]

Behind it, as much as I could. Yes, it went round and round at 6 rpm, but we had a nice big sector inhibit programmed in to stop it radiating back at us in the equipment cabins (and the portakabin where my office was). There was indeed one at Neatishead - well, at the remote site at Hopton, if I recall correctly - but I was on the one up at Staxton Wold outside Scarborough. Very bracing in winter...

MC

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

I was OC SSF at Neatsfoot and I used to have a real problem getting contractors to tell me when they were going to be working at height so that my staff could check their safety paperwork. I solved it by making sure they knew just how dangerous being close to a live radar could be; then getting the R85 turned on (but not powered up) whenever a ladder appeared on the side of a mast. It certainll concentrated their minds!

Muhahahaha!

[sanda56.livejournal.com]

Oh! I'd so like to be able to do that on my life! Or there again, perhaps it would be even worse! ;0)

Cheers for reminding me such things existed! I used to spend many a happy hour updating them when I was in Customs! *shudder*

[flannelcat.livejournal.com]

*Barrel-rolling into you post without so much as a "by-your-leave"*

Cute icon. How do you make them animate like that?

[sanda56.livejournal.com]

Cute icon.

Thanks! :0)

How do you make them animate like that?

I used Paint Shop Pro to make the 4 icons and then Animation Shop, which is part of the same package, to animate it. There's a wizard so it's dead easy, although it takes a bit of tweaking before LJ will accept it!

[flannelcat.livejournal.com]

Got Pant Shop pro...Can't find Animation Shop. Is it on the same CD or part of Pant Shop?

[sanda56.livejournal.com]

Is it on the same CD or part of Pant Shop?

Um, part of Paint Shop, I suppose. Mine's, File, Jasc software Products, then Launch Animation Shop. No idea if it's automatically on Paint Shop or anything, though.

Attractive icon btw! lol

[flannelcat.livejournal.com]

Guess I'll have to root around on the CD to find it.

(Which of course, means rooting around to find the CD first...)

I thought so. It's my "Loon" icon. Wonder if I can make the eyes blink?

[sanda56.livejournal.com]

Wonder if I can make the eyes blink?

lol, yes, I'd have thought so! Perhaps you could get the eyes to dart about in improbable directions? :0D

Have fun! ;0)

[flannelcat.livejournal.com]

YES!

That's it!

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

Oh no, more pirates...you've done it now me hearties ;@)

[sanda56.livejournal.com]

but..but.. Jonny Depp... way too much eye make-up... *swoons*

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

...but just imagine helping him remove it! ;@)

[sneerpout.livejournal.com]

You'd need to get him nice and hot first - raise the body temperature, work up a nice sweat - and then apply plenty of skin-on-skin contact to smear those cosmetics right off him.

Of course, that's going to be very messy, so I recommend having a jacuzzi or shower nearby so one can get the rest of the mascara stains off one's inner thighs and breasts afterwards.

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

I know someone who needs a shower; a cold shower!

Calm yourself down girl and have some self control.

Or else! ;@)

[sneerpout.livejournal.com]

Whaaaat? It was only a suggestion!

[bats eyelashes in an innocent stylee]

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

innocent and Sneerpout...discuss :@P xxx

images

[flannelcat.livejournal.com]

That has just given me WAY too many images...

(Nice images. Very nice images...)

Re: images

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

It sounds like you need a cold shower too!


but who with?

Re: images

[flannelcat.livejournal.com]

Why, Johnny Depp and sneerpout of course...

*blush*

Re: images

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

I'd buy tickets to that

Re: images

[flannelcat.livejournal.com]

MHm. And I'd sell them. *Grin* Entertainment, Pirates AND profit...

Re: images

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

and lots and lots and lots of pleasure

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

Glad to know you got the point of the post

*hugs*

[r0ach.livejournal.com]

Likewise

1.1 See 1.2
1.2 [Blank]
1.3 See 1.1

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

Yay - you got it too! :@D

[major-clanger.livejournal.com]

{FX: snorts with laughter} Well, if I didn't already know what you did in a former life, I'd have guessed pretty quickly from that :-)

MC

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

I wondered if you'd spot it :@)