Never mind the Jubilee, here's the bollocks...

Scores for the Jubilee Weekend
MSG: 3 (same one, just 3 times)
Alcohol Count: 3 (but accused of drinking too much)
Mexican Rice: 1/4
Time Spent On-line: 20 mins (but accused of being a net junkie)

Not long been back home from spending the holiday weekend with the in-laws. They are arch-conservatives and find our new "witchy-ways" far too difficult to understand. Despite being criticised for drinking too much - two whole bottles of Budwar in an evening! a good time was gleaned by all. The Yorkshire countryside helped a lot, but I nearly screamed when we took a "more direct route" back to the house that took over twice as long as a-roads and seemed to travel along every bloody road in Wharfdale.

The stress got to us by Sunday eveing and, like teenagers having their first drags, we sneaked out to the village cricket ground for a crafty bit of Mexican Rice in the rain.

Home now and sneaking a bit of time to write this blurb before cleaning the house ready for the arrival of my parents. Its like getting ready for a State Visit (and I speak from experience). Ah well, must go - toilets to clean and food to prepare. (hmmm shall I clean up between jobs or shall I make dinner more of a gamble?)

Oh yes - the jubilee - hardly saw any of it and qiute glad to miss it.

Never mind the Jubilee, here's the bollocks...

Scores for the Jubilee Weekend
MSG: 3 (same one, just 3 times)
Alcohol Count: 3 (but accused of drinking too much)
Mexican Rice: 1/4
Time Spent On-line: 20 mins (but accused of being a net junkie)

Not long been back home from spending the holiday weekend with the in-laws. They are arch-conservatives and find our new "witchy-ways" far too difficult to understand. Despite being criticised for drinking too much - two whole bottles of Budwar in an evening! a good time was gleaned by all. The Yorkshire countryside helped a lot, but I nearly screamed when we took a "more direct route" back to the house that took over twice as long as a-roads and seemed to travel along every bloody road in Wharfdale.

The stress got to us by Sunday eveing and, like teenagers having their first drags, we sneaked out to the village cricket ground for a crafty bit of Mexican Rice in the rain.

Home now and sneaking a bit of time to write this blurb before cleaning the house ready for the arrival of my parents. Its like getting ready for a State Visit (and I speak from experience). Ah well, must go - toilets to clean and food to prepare. (hmmm shall I clean up between jobs or shall I make dinner more of a gamble?)

Oh yes - the jubilee - hardly saw any of it and qiute glad to miss it.

Shock and Drama

We all had a huge shock today. My parents had arrived to stay with us for a while over half term and to give the two of us a chance to get out and about (what angels). They had just driven 3 hours and my Mam was being hugged by her grandchildren when we wondered where Dad was. He had fainted and collapsed in the doorway to the house. Understandably, Mam lost it for while but LOML took over and her nursing experience came to the fore, before long Dad was on his way to the hospital with Mam and LOML following behind. Good news was soon to follow as they medics diagnosed a low blood pressure induced faint and let him come home.

Thank the Maker

Shock and Drama

We all had a huge shock today. My parents had arrived to stay with us for a while over half term and to give the two of us a chance to get out and about (what angels). They had just driven 3 hours and my Mam was being hugged by her grandchildren when we wondered where Dad was. He had fainted and collapsed in the doorway to the house. Understandably, Mam lost it for while but LOML took over and her nursing experience came to the fore, before long Dad was on his way to the hospital with Mam and LOML following behind. Good news was soon to follow as they medics diagnosed a low blood pressure induced faint and let him come home.

Thank the Maker