whotheheckami: (Jones the Blood)
whotheheckami ([personal profile] whotheheckami) wrote2005-02-08 08:08 am

Valentine's Approaches....

I know it's early in the day, but it's never to early to think about how you'll spend that perfect romantic evening with some one you want to have a deep and meaningful relationship with shag to death!

You've got the suggestive food, the lights are low, but what's playing in the background? Here's your chance to share your seduction selection....your shag tracks. It may be only a quick 3-minute memory, a fulfilling 45-minute album or a piece of inspiring auto-changer alchemy.

Let me know what's worked for you and perhaps even tell me why...

I'll start things off with my all time winner - Sade's Diamond Life





The inspiration for this post must go to the enticing [personal profile] green_amber ;@)

Darn!

[identity profile] dotty.livejournal.com 2005-02-08 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
You nicked my idea! I was thinking about "shag tracks" meme last weekend

Mine is "Annie Mae" by John Lee Hooker, but is currrently at a draw with "The Ballad of Melody Nelson" from Serge Gainsbourg (oooh, dirty!), re-done by Placebo (Sleeping With Ghosts album, Covers section of the double CD edition)

My friend Sascha's selection was anything by Anya (!!)

Great minds think alike :@)

[identity profile] whotheheckami.livejournal.com 2005-02-08 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not familiar with either track and will try and find them.

Feel free to nick the idea

[identity profile] snowyfeline.livejournal.com 2005-02-08 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
i've always hidden under the duvet on valentines day, with something loud and depressing on my walkman increasing my chance of being stone deaf by 20.
*grimace*
:D

[identity profile] mazzarc.livejournal.com 2005-02-08 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Bout the same here. I daren't go out and see all the happy couples around... loud Stabbing Westward or something equally depressing.

[identity profile] kissycat1000.livejournal.com 2005-02-08 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
An aromatherapy blend of rose, jasmine and geranium used as a massage oil. They are all aphrodisiacs, they all relax without causing sleepiness, it smells not too sweet, not too flowery but very decadent and calming. The blend increases circulation too, making the body more sensitive and the sensations more pleasurable.

The rose and jasmine are expensive but well worth it and if you can find a decent aromatherapy shop they will make up this blend for you (use 3 rose, 3 jasmine and 2 geranium or thereabouts) without you having to actually buy rose absolute. The geranium is basically there to compliment the other two and make it slightly cheaper, since rose and jasmine at half and half is difficult to justify.

I've used this, combined with a full body massage, to successfully 'cure' impotence and also to kickstart a situation that wasn't likely to happen but somehow did... it somehow turns an ordinary massage into something entirely better. :)

Unless your partner and/or you are one of those people who don't feel effects from aromatherapy oils (this is rare) then this will have a definite effect. ;)

[identity profile] kissycat1000.livejournal.com 2005-02-08 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
And, I completely forgot to mention: 'Snake River Conspiracy - Lovesong' and the album 'Vast - V.A.S.T.' playing in the background.

[identity profile] kissycat1000.livejournal.com 2005-02-08 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
And: 'Tricky - Suffocated Love' and 'NIN - Closer' and 'Front Line Assembly - Justify My Love' and 'Kylie Minogue - Confide In Me'...

[identity profile] kissycat1000.livejournal.com 2005-02-08 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
And how could I forget 'Collide - Razor Sharp'... :)

So many posts!

[identity profile] whotheheckami.livejournal.com 2005-02-08 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You must do LOTS of shagging ;@)

Re: So many posts!

[identity profile] kissycat1000.livejournal.com 2005-02-08 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Or I own a lot of music... ;)

Re: So many posts!

[identity profile] whotheheckami.livejournal.com 2005-02-08 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Do I hear the sound of straws being clutched? ;@P

Re: So many posts!

[identity profile] kissycat1000.livejournal.com 2005-02-08 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
OK, OK, I admit it, I have more sex than you. Lots and lots of sex, any time I want it, all day, every day. I'm positively shagged out.

</exaggeration>

Re: So many posts!

[identity profile] whotheheckami.livejournal.com 2005-02-08 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
*Hoots with laughter in the office*

This is me not saying anything.....

Mood: Tight-lipped