How to handle them....

[whotheheckami]

Taken from a chat with the delightful and delectable x_xsweetiex_x

"You have to grasp them firmly around their chest and legs and then quickly flick them over and sit them down between your legs. You use your thighs to control them, which leaves your hands free to do whatever you need!"

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[(Anonymous)]

perhaps not cows, but certainly calves