How to handle them....

[whotheheckami]

Taken from a chat with the delightful and delectable x_xsweetiex_x

"You have to grasp them firmly around their chest and legs and then quickly flick them over and sit them down between your legs. You use your thighs to control them, which leaves your hands free to do whatever you need!"

Comments

[x-xsweetiex-x.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[blaadyblah.livejournal.com]

!!!

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

...and sometimes I speak Welsh to them ;@)

[mazzarc.livejournal.com]

This does not surprise me at all!!

[rillaith.livejournal.com]

Pilling cats, yes?

[(Anonymous)]

cats! between my thighs! surely not! *winces* at the thought ;@)

[rillaith.livejournal.com]

... or dogs, sheep, cows... ok, maybe not cows...

[(Anonymous)]

perhaps not cows, but certainly calves

[pickledginger.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

I find it's the best way to allow them to let you do what you want to them ;@)

[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

That's all ver lovely dear, but if you get the clippers out on me, I'll thqueem!

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

Just wait till you see the toe-nail clippers! ;@)