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[whotheheckami]

My ear-lobes are itching

Could anyone hazard a guess as to what this might mean?

Comments

[shadowduchess.livejournal.com]

That you may indeed be a horny Ferengi?

*runs*

[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

Bwahahah!
I loike it!

[shadowduchess.livejournal.com]

*laughs*
First thing that came to mind...now does he have to dress up in bright lame clothing and talk about gold pressed latinum??

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

I'd know who to come to for the costume wouldn't I? ;@)

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

Filthy trekkie

[dougs.livejournal.com]

[ ] Your piercings are infected.
[ ] Your chum has been eating chillies.
[ ] Your earlobes feel constrained by proximity to the rest of you and want to go travelling.

[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

Someone is psychicly nibbling at them?

[siani-hedgehog.livejournal.com]

rain's a-comin'?

[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

You are about to come into a large quantity of wax?

Some money is talking about you?

A nasty side-effect of too much aural sex?

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

I'd like to come somewhere, but not into a large quantity of wax!

[uberredfraggle.livejournal.com]

THey need piercing!! :p

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

They do not :@P

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

You should wash them.

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

They've had their annual bath in the spring. They can't need another yet can they?

[whytefox.livejournal.com]

Someone's talking about you. Left for love, right for spite- which one itches most?
Incidentally, aural sex is supposed to be how the Christian God impregnated Mary in order to leave her virginity intact, hence the mediaeval fashion for wimples (and why nuns wear them)- to hide them cos christians' ears are rude, like little fannys!

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

Both the same - make of that what you will ;@)

Ear shagging - ewwww!