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whotheheckamiEveryone seesm to be doing this one and so here's loads of stuff about
[ Name ] Mel
[ Nickname ] Trouble, Paxo
[ Screen name ] Meloffcake or Whotheheckami and others too numerous to mention
[ Birthday ] 3 May 1963
[ Age ] 39 years, 11 months and 6 days – I’m almost 40 you know?
[ Astrological sign? ] Daphne the Slut
[ Chinese zodiac sign? ] Aardvaark
[ Location ] Rutland, England
[ Sexual Preference ] Yes, I prefer sex to not having sex
[ Marital Status ] Married with special friends
[ Religion ] Church of England in Wales
[ Current Hair color/length ] Light Brown and quite short, but the fringe is being grown because someone like a floppy fringe
[ Eye color... W/ & W/O contacts ] Brown
[ Height ] 170 cm (5’ 8”)
[ Weight ] Yes I have plenty
[ Shoe size ] UK 10
[ Parents still together? ] Yes
[ Siblings? ] 1 bro and 1 sis
[ Nieces/Nephews? ] hordes of the things….5 nieces and 4 nephews
[ Kids of your own? ] 2 boys and a “spare” daughter
[ Grandkids? ] Give ‘em a chance
[ Pets? ] dog, 2 cats, variable numbers of fish, assorted spiders around the place including Herman who lives on the bedroom ceiling, but he may not be Herman any more. Can spiders shrink?
[ In school/graduated? ] Thown out of Uni in 1982 and joined the Royal Air Force in 1983
[ Rent, lease, or own your home? ] Own most of it now
[ What do you do for work? ] As little as possible – It says Systems Audit Manager on my Job Description
[ How much do you make? ] More than I can spend, but according to my boss I am extremely well paid – yeh right!
[ Have any credit cards? ] Loads – I like pretty plastic – applying for them and not using them is a hobby of mine
[ What do you drive? ] Mazda 626 and a Fiat Punto, but never at the same time
Favourite
[ Colour ] Blue
[ Number ]Infinity minus 1
[ Animal ] Otter – want several
[ Vehicle ] Partanavia P222
[ Flower ] Parchment yellow roses
[ Scent ] Whatever she’s wearing
[ Shape ] 4-d hypercube – Tesseract?
[ Drinks ] Varies – Hoegaarden White Beer at the moment
[ Soda ] Coke, coke, coke and out bloody work canteen only stocks bloody Pepsi – grrrr!
[ Book ] Stranger in a Strange Land :@)
[ Author ] Robert A Heinlein :@)
[ Band ] Norah Jones
[ Song ] Mae Hen ‘Wlad Fy’n Nhadau
Do you...
[ Colour your hair? ] Have used lightener – years ago
[ Twirl your hair? ] not long enough
[ Have tattoos? ] not at the moment
[ Piercings? ] not at the moment
[ Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both? ] girlfriends
[ Cheat on tests/homework? ] I may have done, but you can’t prove it
[ Drink/Smoke? ] yes
[ Like roller coasters? ] yes
[ Wish you could live somewhere else? ] by a beach
[ Want more piercings? ] thinking about it
[ Like cleaning? ] other people’s bodies - yes
[ Write in cursive or print? ] cursive
[ Carry a donor card? ] usually, but it’s gone missing – must get a new one
[ Swear a lot? ] fucking yes
[ Own a web cam? ] yes
[ Know how to drive? ] yes
[ Diet? ] have done and will do
[ Own a cell phone? ] no – work owns it and moan about the private calls I make on it!
[ Ever get off the damn computer? ] yes
[ Hablar Espanol? ] What, do you think I’m some kinda –linguist?
Have you ever...
[ Gotten a speeding ticket?] many
[ DUI? ] no
[ Been in a wreck? ] a few
[ Been arrested? ] no
[ Been in a fist fight? ] briefly
[ Kicked someone in the nuts? ] see above – that or a cricket bat usually ends most fights
[ Stolen a car? ] yes – for a prank during RAF Training….we carried into the dining room
[ Stolen anything? ] yes
[ Held a gun? ] yes – lots – not enough recently
[ Smoked? ] will nick a cigar for a toke now and then
[ Pot? ] yes
[ Crack? ] no
[ Drink? ] yes
[ Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name? ] almost
[ Considered a life of crime? ] no
[ Considered being a hooker? ] you’re having a laugh aren’t you
[ Cheated on someone? ] no
[ Been married? ] yes and still am
[ Cried over a girl/boy? ] yes
[ Lied to someone? ] yes
[ Been in love? ] yes and am in love
[ Had sex outdoors? ] yes
[ Fallen for your best friend? ] yes
[ Made out with JUST a friend? ] yes
[ Been rejected? ] yes, frequently
[ Been in lust? ] always
[ Used someone? ] hope not
[ Been used? ] probably
[ Been cheated on? ] not that I’m aware of
[ Been kissed? ] yes
[ Experimented with homosexuality? ] not yet
[ Tried to kill yourself? ] thought about it and came close to doing it#
[ Name ] Mel
[ Nickname ] Trouble, Paxo
[ Screen name ] Meloffcake or Whotheheckami and others too numerous to mention
[ Birthday ] 3 May 1963
[ Age ] 39 years, 11 months and 6 days – I’m almost 40 you know?
[ Astrological sign? ] Daphne the Slut
[ Chinese zodiac sign? ] Aardvaark
[ Location ] Rutland, England
[ Sexual Preference ] Yes, I prefer sex to not having sex
[ Marital Status ] Married with special friends
[ Religion ] Church of England in Wales
[ Current Hair color/length ] Light Brown and quite short, but the fringe is being grown because someone like a floppy fringe
[ Eye color... W/ & W/O contacts ] Brown
[ Height ] 170 cm (5’ 8”)
[ Weight ] Yes I have plenty
[ Shoe size ] UK 10
[ Parents still together? ] Yes
[ Siblings? ] 1 bro and 1 sis
[ Nieces/Nephews? ] hordes of the things….5 nieces and 4 nephews
[ Kids of your own? ] 2 boys and a “spare” daughter
[ Grandkids? ] Give ‘em a chance
[ Pets? ] dog, 2 cats, variable numbers of fish, assorted spiders around the place including Herman who lives on the bedroom ceiling, but he may not be Herman any more. Can spiders shrink?
[ In school/graduated? ] Thown out of Uni in 1982 and joined the Royal Air Force in 1983
[ Rent, lease, or own your home? ] Own most of it now
[ What do you do for work? ] As little as possible – It says Systems Audit Manager on my Job Description
[ How much do you make? ] More than I can spend, but according to my boss I am extremely well paid – yeh right!
[ Have any credit cards? ] Loads – I like pretty plastic – applying for them and not using them is a hobby of mine
[ What do you drive? ] Mazda 626 and a Fiat Punto, but never at the same time
Favourite
[ Colour ] Blue
[ Number ]Infinity minus 1
[ Animal ] Otter – want several
[ Vehicle ] Partanavia P222
[ Flower ] Parchment yellow roses
[ Scent ] Whatever she’s wearing
[ Shape ] 4-d hypercube – Tesseract?
[ Drinks ] Varies – Hoegaarden White Beer at the moment
[ Soda ] Coke, coke, coke and out bloody work canteen only stocks bloody Pepsi – grrrr!
[ Book ] Stranger in a Strange Land :@)
[ Author ] Robert A Heinlein :@)
[ Band ] Norah Jones
[ Song ] Mae Hen ‘Wlad Fy’n Nhadau
Do you...
[ Colour your hair? ] Have used lightener – years ago
[ Twirl your hair? ] not long enough
[ Have tattoos? ] not at the moment
[ Piercings? ] not at the moment
[ Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both? ] girlfriends
[ Cheat on tests/homework? ] I may have done, but you can’t prove it
[ Drink/Smoke? ] yes
[ Like roller coasters? ] yes
[ Wish you could live somewhere else? ] by a beach
[ Want more piercings? ] thinking about it
[ Like cleaning? ] other people’s bodies - yes
[ Write in cursive or print? ] cursive
[ Carry a donor card? ] usually, but it’s gone missing – must get a new one
[ Swear a lot? ] fucking yes
[ Own a web cam? ] yes
[ Know how to drive? ] yes
[ Diet? ] have done and will do
[ Own a cell phone? ] no – work owns it and moan about the private calls I make on it!
[ Ever get off the damn computer? ] yes
[ Hablar Espanol? ] What, do you think I’m some kinda –linguist?
Have you ever...
[ Gotten a speeding ticket?] many
[ DUI? ] no
[ Been in a wreck? ] a few
[ Been arrested? ] no
[ Been in a fist fight? ] briefly
[ Kicked someone in the nuts? ] see above – that or a cricket bat usually ends most fights
[ Stolen a car? ] yes – for a prank during RAF Training….we carried into the dining room
[ Stolen anything? ] yes
[ Held a gun? ] yes – lots – not enough recently
[ Smoked? ] will nick a cigar for a toke now and then
[ Pot? ] yes
[ Crack? ] no
[ Drink? ] yes
[ Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name? ] almost
[ Considered a life of crime? ] no
[ Considered being a hooker? ] you’re having a laugh aren’t you
[ Cheated on someone? ] no
[ Been married? ] yes and still am
[ Cried over a girl/boy? ] yes
[ Lied to someone? ] yes
[ Been in love? ] yes and am in love
[ Had sex outdoors? ] yes
[ Fallen for your best friend? ] yes
[ Made out with JUST a friend? ] yes
[ Been rejected? ] yes, frequently
[ Been in lust? ] always
[ Used someone? ] hope not
[ Been used? ] probably
[ Been cheated on? ] not that I’m aware of
[ Been kissed? ] yes
[ Experimented with homosexuality? ] not yet
[ Tried to kill yourself? ] thought about it and came close to doing it#
