Silly Idea
May. 16th, 2003 11:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
whotheheckamiThe comments to this Post gave me the idea for this silly request.
Imagine that you and the rest of my friends had decided to open a business and you were to join in with us
What business would you like it to be?
What aspects of the business would you look after?
What rooms would we need in the house for the business?
What other rooms and facilites would we need in the house?
Imagine that you and the rest of my friends had decided to open a business and you were to join in with us
What business would you like it to be?
What aspects of the business would you look after?
What rooms would we need in the house for the business?
What other rooms and facilites would we need in the house?
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Date: 2003-05-16 02:39 am (UTC)I would be an IT strategist - a "speaker to geeks".
We would telecommute from our own homes all round the country. All we'd need would be DSL and a web cam...
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Date: 2003-05-16 03:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-16 03:10 am (UTC)b) Decorations, website, flyers
c) If we're doing "mobile" parties, then storage for party supplies, music machines, lighting, decoration plus a nearly industrial kitchen! For hosting parties, then a main room, some smaller rooms/dungeons/whatever!
d) We'd need a food safety/hygene certificate, proper facilities for cleaning pots and pans, storage for kitchenware, storage for food basics, some people to do the cooking/prepare menus etc.
The basic idea is that we can show up somewhere with a van (or truck) full of equipment, mostly prepared food, drinks etc. and give them a party they'll never forget ... from traditional weddings through to goth and fetish extravaganzas. We'd handle getting the licences, signposting, sorting out parking etc. and then we'd throw the most excellent parties ever!
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Date: 2003-05-16 03:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-16 03:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-16 03:20 am (UTC)Teaboy. I make an excellent cup of tea.
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Date: 2003-05-16 03:20 am (UTC)Thank you - that thought is going to worm its way into my thoughts for the rest of the weekend - I expect I'll post on it at some time
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Date: 2003-05-16 03:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-16 04:16 am (UTC)I would be that essential person you get in every company. You know the director that pulls a huge salary doing something immensely important but no one is sure quite what that is. That's a role just made for me, that is.
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Date: 2003-05-16 04:21 am (UTC)*taps foot*
and I suppose you'd like to be treated like a real fat cat wouldn't you
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Date: 2003-05-16 04:24 am (UTC)Moral issues aside it can't be such a harsh life...?
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Date: 2003-05-16 04:28 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2003-05-16 05:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-16 05:42 am (UTC)I would be chief hole designer, designing the holes for the heels.
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Date: 2003-05-16 05:57 am (UTC)Meloffcake Enterprises Inc GMbH PLC SpA KK is a wholely non-ethical commercial construct designed to separate you from your money, morals and material goods in the way most likely to deliver renumeration, satisfaction and enterainment to its Board of Director and Shareholder. Not regisered anywhere. Meloffcake Enterprises bears no responsibility and offers a no-money back quarantee. APR 0/1 %. The value of your value will go down
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Date: 2003-05-16 10:04 am (UTC)It doesn't matter what I start off doing, I always end up sorting out the database. So I may as well just start there.
Oh, and answering the telephone in a relentlessly cheerful manner.
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Date: 2003-05-16 10:41 pm (UTC)