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whotheheckami) wrote2003-08-01 10:50 am
whotheheckami) wrote2003-08-01 10:50 am
Well, hello there ;@)
Swiped from flannelcat
You're nothing but the seductive demon Asmodeus!
Your sole purpose in life is to betray virgins
and make them feel like shit until their hearts
grow cold and wither. Also, you've got a knack
for destroying the lives of newlyweds. Not bad,
considering the fact that the slightest bit of
fish guts will scare you away! It's only fish
guts man!!
What Judeo-Christian demon are you?
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flannelcatYou're nothing but the seductive demon Asmodeus!
Your sole purpose in life is to betray virgins
and make them feel like shit until their hearts
grow cold and wither. Also, you've got a knack
for destroying the lives of newlyweds. Not bad,
considering the fact that the slightest bit of
fish guts will scare you away! It's only fish
guts man!!
What Judeo-Christian demon are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
Bow Down Before Me
himself. Lucky bastard... Of course you only
have the title because apparently you're the
only one left, but fuck it, prince of demons is
a goddamned prince of demons. You love to
instigate wars and bring jealousies out in men
and countries. You're also the guy who's guilty
for all the priest child molestors. How's that
feel to have on your shoulders? Unfortunately
not many people know yet of you, which is why
there isn't a picture of you here.
Re: Bow Down Before Me
Asmodeus
My wings are f'ing dope, man...
You're Satan, the Opposer of God. Unlike Lucifer,
you didn't choose to shun God, but there's no
way in Hell you're gonna bow down before Adam,
a mere man!, when you're an Angel, and besides,
you came first goddammit!! You hate man because
he is the source of your Fall from Heaven, and
grieve for the things you lost.
You have great power at your disposal, as you're
pretty much the ruler of Hell, except of
course, for Lucifer. You're the guy who men
call upon when they're sick of God's shit and
would rather spend eternity with you in Hell,
and they want something in return. You got
wings, and they're fucking dope. You don't have
a halo anymore, though sometimes people can see
some faint sad faded remnant of it above your
head.
(http://quizilla.com/users/desired-username/quizzes/What%20Judeo-Christian%20demon%20are%20you%3F/)
(Snirffle, sob, snirffle...) I so wanted to be evil! :-(
type of person who'll blindly follow the bible
or wnatever religious scripture you follow
without stopping for a second to think for
youself. Get out of here, this test isn't for
pussies like you. You don't even get a picture
because I wouldn't want to waste tiem trynig to
find pictures of smething representative of
your pussy ass.
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Oh well...