Mar. 15th, 2005
A Request for Suggestions
Mar. 15th, 2005 03:55 pmA number of people on my Flist seem to need to find new and effective ways to rid themselves of aggression. Many moons ago ![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
chaoshedgerow and myself developed an extremely satisfactory method of achieving this with the judicious introduction of shotguns to watermelons. I would love to create this but seem to be short of a shotgun and associated firearms certificate. However, all is not lost as I am the proud owner of chainsaw! Consequently, I intend to offer Whotheheckami's Aggression Relief Service at my birthday party!
I'll provide the chainsaw and you provide the fruit salad – or you could comment with a photo of what you would like to chainsaw back to its component atoms!
Please note that no cute and cuddly ickle puppies or kitties will be harmed in the release of any aggression - probably! ;@)
chaoshedgerow and myself developed an extremely satisfactory method of achieving this with the judicious introduction of shotguns to watermelons. I would love to create this but seem to be short of a shotgun and associated firearms certificate. However, all is not lost as I am the proud owner of chainsaw! Consequently, I intend to offer Whotheheckami's Aggression Relief Service at my birthday party!I'll provide the chainsaw and you provide the fruit salad – or you could comment with a photo of what you would like to chainsaw back to its component atoms!
Please note that no cute and cuddly ickle puppies or kitties will be harmed in the release of any aggression - probably! ;@)
A Request for Suggestions
Mar. 15th, 2005 03:55 pmA number of people on my Flist seem to need to find new and effective ways to rid themselves of aggression. Many moons ago chaoshedgerow and myself developed an extremely satisfactory method of achieving this with the judicious introduction of shotguns to watermelons. I would love to create this but seem to be short of a shotgun and associated firearms certificate. However, all is not lost as I am the proud owner of chainsaw! Consequently, I intend to offer Whotheheckami's Aggression Relief Service at my birthday party!
I'll provide the chainsaw and you provide the fruit salad – or you could comment with a photo of what you would like to chainsaw back to its component atoms!
Please note that no cute and cuddly ickle puppies or kitties will be harmed in the release of any aggression - probably! ;@)
chaoshedgerow and myself developed an extremely satisfactory method of achieving this with the judicious introduction of shotguns to watermelons. I would love to create this but seem to be short of a shotgun and associated firearms certificate. However, all is not lost as I am the proud owner of chainsaw! Consequently, I intend to offer Whotheheckami's Aggression Relief Service at my birthday party!I'll provide the chainsaw and you provide the fruit salad – or you could comment with a photo of what you would like to chainsaw back to its component atoms!
Please note that no cute and cuddly ickle puppies or kitties will be harmed in the release of any aggression - probably! ;@)