Joke of the Week

[whotheheckami]

Thanks to Lurker-Matt (WI Still NOLJ) for this one. I liked it, but a certain lovely lady did not appreciate being compared to France!


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

1. Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half
wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

2. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open
to trade especially for someone with cash.

3. Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.

4. Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently going but still a
warm and desirable place to visit.

5. Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted
by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

6. Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are
unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

7. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and
all conquering past but alas, no future.

8. After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is,
but no one wants to go there.












THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

1. Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq- ruled by a dick.

Comments

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

I wondered who'd spot that one ;@)

Perhaps the expression "Like a dog with two dicks" is a bit more appropriate?