Shearing Today

[whotheheckami]

Assuming we don't get any downpours between now and midday I shall be helping shear the sheep this afternoon. Please take this opportunity to regale me with your sheep jokes and also let me know if you knitters and spinners out there want any raw wool to do your stuff with. All colours from white (muddy) through beiger, dark brown to black should be available.

Comments

[adela-terrell.livejournal.com]

You shearing that sheep? No, get your own.

Yay to sheep gags

[dougs.livejournal.com]

> Yay to sheep gags

It stops them bleating.

[adela-terrell.livejournal.com]

and obviously, wellington boots with wide tops will be needed even if it doesn't rain.

[dougs.livejournal.com]

Those were jokes?

[sarah-mum.livejournal.com]

Just don't get into too much of a rhythm. There's no wool on me!

what do you call a sheep with no legs?

[cleanskies.livejournal.com]

............. a cloud!

It's the only joke I know, sorry.

Re: what do you call a sheep with no legs?

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

oi loike it :@)

[nicnac.livejournal.com]

Q. What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?

A. Lambo!

[siani-hedgehog.livejournal.com]

i would very much like some raw wool, please. more details on colours/types?