whotheheckami | This posting may be less coherent than usual (oh yes?)

Sut da chi mi cariads (Welsh (sheepshaggerese) for "Hello my um-friends")

I am sitting in my best bud's house somewhat the worse for wear following as assortment of:
A generous bouquet of Flowers Bitter
Several lungful of Amsterdam's finest floral offering
A liver-tranplant full of Cliff's (best Bud) mothers ruin* ** *** and tonic

I was going to say lots of truly meep and deaningful things like I normally do, but I am just going to sit here with two pencils up my nose, my pants on my head and sayting, "Wibble"

Good night my darlings

* 98% proof home brewed industrial alkiehol
** it is capable of melting a foam cup in the length of a transit mini-bus
*** 2litres of which will be making an Aaron Spelling Special Guest Appearance at my party!!!