It’s My Party…
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whotheheckami...and I’ll snog if I want to!
Part II
In which our protagonist continues to have a good time, much fun is had by all and one person behaves quite badly.
I’d like to hereby apologise to any attendees at the party who did not get a kiss, snog , hug or all of the aforementioned from me on the night of the party. I was wearing my “Kiss me it’s my Party” badge. I was trying to get round everyone, but I spent [ahem] rather more time with some people. Kanga gets a special mention for leaving a kiss mark on my cheek at 6pm which was still there the following morning!
Lots of lovely people came and I got lots of lovely gifts
More music – loads of blue grass stuff – That reminds me that I must get round to arranging my musical odyssey to the USA within the next 5 years
Groovy candles
Flavoured condoms and KY Jelly – Thanks tokissycat1000, azekeil and florence90 - When do we get to try them out? ;@)
Bottles of ‘Poo – mmmm
2 “artistic” DVDs from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
latexiron However, one of them seems to have been hidden or borrowed since the party – harrumph! [stamps foot]
A treasure chest full of chocolatey, minty treasures from Max and Tobes
And loads of other stuff
As advertised,chaoshedgerow had been responsible for arranging the sounds and had duly arrived armed with laptop, amp, speakers and a considerable amount of flora and fauna from his garage on the farm. He was allowed to get all this humping and bumping after Mendi had submitted it to a thorough cleansing. I loved the music he’d but on the laptop. However, certain attendees wanted something a little more sedate (didn’t you Lizzie?) and sort of monopolised the music and we ended up having Eva Cassidy on inn the middle of it all. However, things were recovered when I found some reggae and was able to do some bump n’ grind with Mendi’s gorgeous school-friend Betty-Anne – mmmm!
There were many interesting substances available at my party and I think I need to comment on a few of them…
1. The brown stuff in the jug with all the fruit was NEAT Pimms – if you drink large glasses of it without ice or lemonade it is know as the bad brown drink. You were warned and the management accepts no responsibility.
2. The liquid that I was offering people from the water bottle with the green crosses on it was not water. It was a friend’s homebrew and is barely a few drops of distilled water away from being a creditable rocket fuel. However, one small glass of it will not have been sufficient to give you The mother of all hangovers. That may have been something to do with your proximity to the cooler of Stella for most of the evening! [grins]
3. Smoking Mexican Rice with menthol tobacco is NASTY
4.gardenpixie now holds the all-comers record for moving from allgrownupandsober to partyanimal in the time it takes to say, “You and Fiddler can have a lift home with us” whilst assisted by a bottle of red wine and some Mexican Rice and without the aid of a safety-conscience!
5. Stella Artois is more than capable of turning two older-gits (I am The Old Git – the older gits were Elrond and the Fiddler) into the Soggy Bottle Boys who have no shame about trying to play aforementioned Stella bottles to the tune of ??? I have the photographs and all financial considerations for their disposal will be considered.
6. Beautiful Rabbits should bear in mind all rules relating to CoSHH, but should not be ashamed of making a mess in the garden.latexiron was more than capable of persuading the VSD to deal with it! [hugs]
7. There were some lovely cigars that were allegedly being saved for me – what happened to them?
8. If, following consumption of many of the aforementioned substances, you were uncontrolled enough to fall into an unconscious stupor in the rocking chair next to our Rayburn do not be surprised if we leave you there and place bets to see at what point your face starts to melt. Thankfully Mendi took pity on the “Wrong Person” and persuaded Tobes and I to pour him into a more suitable sleeping place.
Relative peace and quiet descended over Chez Who at about 3am.
And so I went to bed
And when Whotheheckami goes to bed all the others go to bed…
Tobes and Max in the spare bed
Alexi and Ivan in their room
Sneerpout and Squaddie in the big bed
Kissy and co in a sitting room heap
And Who curled up next to Mendi in the Dining room – ahhh
It was a great party and I want to thank everyone for coming. I missed quite a few people, but it would not be appropriate to name them here but I hope they know who they are. However, there was more to come because the cognoscenti realise that one evening is never enough for one of our parties.
Please remind me of any incidents or comments that I forget or missed out.
Part II
In which our protagonist continues to have a good time, much fun is had by all and one person behaves quite badly.
I’d like to hereby apologise to any attendees at the party who did not get a kiss, snog , hug or all of the aforementioned from me on the night of the party. I was wearing my “Kiss me it’s my Party” badge. I was trying to get round everyone, but I spent [ahem] rather more time with some people. Kanga gets a special mention for leaving a kiss mark on my cheek at 6pm which was still there the following morning!
Lots of lovely people came and I got lots of lovely gifts
More music – loads of blue grass stuff – That reminds me that I must get round to arranging my musical odyssey to the USA within the next 5 years
Groovy candles
Flavoured condoms and KY Jelly – Thanks to
kissycat1000, azekeil and florence90 - When do we get to try them out? ;@)Bottles of ‘Poo – mmmm
2 “artistic” DVDs from
latexiron However, one of them seems to have been hidden or borrowed since the party – harrumph! [stamps foot]A treasure chest full of chocolatey, minty treasures from Max and Tobes
And loads of other stuff
As advertised,
chaoshedgerow had been responsible for arranging the sounds and had duly arrived armed with laptop, amp, speakers and a considerable amount of flora and fauna from his garage on the farm. He was allowed to get all this humping and bumping after Mendi had submitted it to a thorough cleansing. I loved the music he’d but on the laptop. However, certain attendees wanted something a little more sedate (didn’t you Lizzie?) and sort of monopolised the music and we ended up having Eva Cassidy on inn the middle of it all. However, things were recovered when I found some reggae and was able to do some bump n’ grind with Mendi’s gorgeous school-friend Betty-Anne – mmmm! There were many interesting substances available at my party and I think I need to comment on a few of them…
1. The brown stuff in the jug with all the fruit was NEAT Pimms – if you drink large glasses of it without ice or lemonade it is know as the bad brown drink. You were warned and the management accepts no responsibility
2. The liquid that I was offering people from the water bottle with the green crosses on it was not water. It was a friend’s homebrew and is barely a few drops of distilled water away from being a creditable rocket fuel. However, one small glass of it will not have been sufficient to give you The mother of all hangovers. That may have been something to do with your proximity to the cooler of Stella for most of the evening! [grins]
3. Smoking Mexican Rice with menthol tobacco is NASTY
4.
gardenpixie now holds the all-comers record for moving from allgrownupandsober to partyanimal in the time it takes to say, “You and Fiddler can have a lift home with us” whilst assisted by a bottle of red wine and some Mexican Rice and without the aid of a safety-conscience!5. Stella Artois is more than capable of turning two older-gits (I am The Old Git – the older gits were Elrond and the Fiddler) into the Soggy Bottle Boys who have no shame about trying to play aforementioned Stella bottles to the tune of ??? I have the photographs and all financial considerations for their disposal will be considered.
6. Beautiful Rabbits should bear in mind all rules relating to CoSHH, but should not be ashamed of making a mess in the garden.
latexiron was more than capable of persuading the VSD to deal with it! [hugs]7. There were some lovely cigars that were allegedly being saved for me – what happened to them?
8. If, following consumption of many of the aforementioned substances, you were uncontrolled enough to fall into an unconscious stupor in the rocking chair next to our Rayburn do not be surprised if we leave you there and place bets to see at what point your face starts to melt. Thankfully Mendi took pity on the “Wrong Person” and persuaded Tobes and I to pour him into a more suitable sleeping place.
Relative peace and quiet descended over Chez Who at about 3am.
And so I went to bed
And when Whotheheckami goes to bed all the others go to bed…
Tobes and Max in the spare bed
Alexi and Ivan in their room
Sneerpout and Squaddie in the big bed
Kissy and co in a sitting room heap
And Who curled up next to Mendi in the Dining room – ahhh
It was a great party and I want to thank everyone for coming. I missed quite a few people, but it would not be appropriate to name them here but I hope they know who they are. However, there was more to come because the cognoscenti realise that one evening is never enough for one of our parties.
Please remind me of any incidents or comments that I forget or missed out.
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Date: 2003-05-07 07:43 am (UTC)i went to sleep at once , and woke up early to come over and help.
was great great party and i have found even more people to love!
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