What have you got on your monitor?

[whotheheckami]

In an attempt to post something that isn't too depressed I have been inspred by purrthecat...

What have you got on your monitor?

What items of tat, crap and other ephemera have you got surrounding your monitor in all contravention of your company's clear desk policy and good taste

I have:
My name board
A blue euro mascot
A fuse wire ballerina (made for me by deamongirl)
A monkey on a pole
Two pheasant feathers
Some Dilbert cartoon
Picture of Alexi and Ivan looking cute and mad respectively
Edit
I've just found a nice piece of rose quartz hiding behind the "Wheretheheckishe" notice!

Comments

Hmmm...

[sneerpout.livejournal.com]

Countless boxes of herbal tea.
A kilt pin (present from Duncan, bless)
239,131,854,093 Pret A Manger napkins
Earmuffs
Box of sherbet vitamins
Loads of reference books
Pile of unread Hague tribunal indictments
Empty wallet
Box of nurofen
Two payslips (unopened)
Broken floppy drive
Reflective vest and ankle cuffs
Mobile phone
Promethea Book III
Bicycle pump
Cutesy post-it note from doja35
Jar of CafeDirect coffee.
Box of Fruit'n'Fibre
Phone
Fan
Eyedrops

I should really tidy up.

Re: Hmmm...

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

...or have a car boot sale!

Re: Hmmm...

[daemongirl.livejournal.com]

will duncan get me a kilt pin too? my kilt keeps blowing up in the wind. some obviously appreciate it , but i don't!

Re: Hmmm...

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with chewing gum?

Re: Hmmm...

[daemongirl.livejournal.com]

chewing gum doesnt keep a kilt together, it just goes gooky
and plus, here its an illegal substance.

[brisingamen.livejournal.com]

How big is your monitor. It appears to be the size of a small country.