What have you got on your monitor?

[whotheheckami]

In an attempt to post something that isn't too depressed I have been inspred by purrthecat...

What have you got on your monitor?

What items of tat, crap and other ephemera have you got surrounding your monitor in all contravention of your company's clear desk policy and good taste

I have:
My name board
A blue euro mascot
A fuse wire ballerina (made for me by deamongirl)
A monkey on a pole
Two pheasant feathers
Some Dilbert cartoon
Picture of Alexi and Ivan looking cute and mad respectively
Edit
I've just found a nice piece of rose quartz hiding behind the "Wheretheheckishe" notice!

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[yonmei.livejournal.com]

A box containing my great-grandmother's hunter watch and wedding ring.
A roll of sellotape.
A slip of paper with three words and a symbol written on it in someone else's handwriting.
An old colour ink cartridge for my printer.
A new black ink cartridge for my printer.
A BT operator card for my answering machine. Probably of no use now I have Telewest.
A Metrocard for the New York subway.
The 3 Promise card for the Scottish blood donor centre, of no use now I'm no longer a blood donor.
A Tesco ClubCard. Never of any use.
A card for Improvers Astanga yoga class, well out of date now, and another for Astanga Level 2.
My MSF union card. Must put that back in my wallet.